girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
sunspray: rev up those fryers
mirandacosgrove: penispolice: Miranda Cosstove LOL
weareskinsworld: 52/100 pictures of Skins cast
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what guys say: i want to cuddle with you
what guys actually mean: i want to have hot passionate kinky sex with you while you scream out my name and if you don't i'll make sure you're screaming when i shoVE MY DICK UP UR ASS






"If only I would have checked myself"
guy who wrecked himself  (via holdmecloser-tonydanza)

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